10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 6 am
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women WITHOUT bonnets
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup
7. When you criticize him, he yells "Thou Suck!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by Jeb Daddy
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap!"
4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks
3. Uses slang expression: Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese"
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards
2006-12-13 03:32:40 · 6 answers · asked by listen68 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
11. gets caught on the side of the barn choking his chicken.
12. puts spinners on the waggon and makes it a lowrider.
13. forms an amish gang A.G.P. (AMISH GANGSTER POSSE)
14. decides he wants to be jewish instead.
15....mmmmm...sorry thats all i got
2006-12-13 03:46:54 · answer #1 · answered by disciple 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahah!
2006-12-13 11:34:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
drives the buggy over 6 mph
2006-12-13 11:37:14 · answer #3 · answered by racer 51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can an Amish woman tell when her daughter's on the rag?
Her son's **** tastes funny.
2006-12-13 12:02:20 · answer #4 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny
2006-12-13 11:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by knihappy3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one was good.
Do I have any?
No.
2006-12-13 11:56:11 · answer #6 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋