Met this bloke down in Cornwall he had two black eye.
“How did you get those” I asked “Well” he said “the first one I got a few days ago when I was in church and I happened to sit behind Mary the miller’s daughter and she had on this red, silk, clingy dress and when we stood up to sing I noticed that the dress had gone up her bum a little so I leaned over and pulled in out”
Trying not to laugh I asked about the second eye. “Well” he said “yesterday I was in church again only this time with my pal Tom and sure enough we found ourselves sitting behind Mary, who had on the same silky dress and sure enough when we all stood the dress went up her bum a little and, quick as a flash, my pal Tom leaned over and pulled it out - well I know she does not like that so I leaned over and tucked it back in again.”
2006-12-13 03:05:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You silly gorbie! LOOOOOOL
2006-12-13 03:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by Puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!
2006-12-13 03:36:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! Rather funny!
2006-12-13 03:07:52 · answer #3 · answered by Sami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-12-13 03:45:43 · answer #4 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new joke! V funny!
2006-12-13 03:33:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So I guess he learn now to keep his hands to himself!!! I like this joke pretty funny. LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-12-13 03:22:30 · answer #6 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-13 03:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-12-13 03:07:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! I really liked that one, do you have more?
2006-12-13 03:10:41 · answer #9 · answered by Jerrysberries 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-12-13 03:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋