2006-12-13 03:02:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Santa Claus would win the first one.
Lucifer the second.
IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE.
2006-12-13 03:04:31 · answer #1 · answered by ....... 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok, this is REALLY EASY. Jesus is part man. Jesus can also be injured and killed. So what if he wakes up 3 days later, by then the steel cage match would be over. Santa appears to be at least part man too, and is also fat and out of shape. One incarnation of Santa fell off Tim Allen's roof and died.
Lucifer is all fallen angel and can do things in the Bible that Jesus can't do (like teleporting). So he could fight like nightcrawler from X-men and beat the crap out of Jesus and Santa. The Tooth Fairy is all fairy, which may not sound like much, but in her normal form she is tiny and lightning fast, which means she can fly up your nose and punch you right in the brain.
So Lucifer and the Tooth fairy would EASILY WIN. The people betting on the match would realize this and bet heavily on Luicifer. So then Lucifer would bet on Jesus, take a dive, and make tons of money. So Jesus and Santa would win, only because Lucifer would take a dive.
2006-12-13 03:15:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus and here's why:
Santa would bribe the tooth fairy into taking a dive since she takes money anyway. Since Jesus would not be in a cage match as it would be committing the sin of wrath he would be trying to get everyone to get along and be crucified again, that leaves Santa and Lucifer.SINCE Lucifer and Santa can be argued to be allies since the lust for christmas presents takes away from worship of Jesus my guess is that since Santa by trade punishes evil and rewards good for the purpose of this match he'd have a lump of coal ready to shove up Lucifer's butt at the same time Lucifer would be sticking his fork in Santa so those two cancel each other out and lose, leaving Jesus to be ressurected and step down from the cross and WIN!!!!heh,heh,heh!
Vin
2006-12-13 03:10:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa's to fat and Jesus is a wimp so I'd go for the tooth fairy shes got built up resentment from having to fish out all those messy slimy bloody teeth and pay for the privilege!
2006-12-13 03:08:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-26 00:51:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucifer and the tooth fairy.
2006-12-13 03:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by leigh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well since they are all mythical creatures (except for jesus, who was simply a man, a carpenter, and a rabbi), I will choose the tooth fairy (at least she gives you money for the teeth you give her)
2006-12-13 03:05:25 · answer #7 · answered by Rotten Johnny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always bet on Jesus
2006-12-13 03:06:32 · answer #8 · answered by WhatIf 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I vote the Easter Bunny.
He got mad teeth.
2006-12-13 03:08:45 · answer #9 · answered by Markie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Four storybook characters couldn't have a fight anyway.
2006-12-13 03:05:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋