A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
''I can't do that, officer.''
''Why not?'' ''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''
''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''
''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''
''Fine then, just walk this white line.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm drunk.''
2006-12-13 02:57:07 · 21 answers · asked by Sara *Life is so unlike theory* 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hum that was funnnnnnny
2006-12-13 02:59:20 · answer #1 · answered by Mz.Thang 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice One
2006-12-13 11:28:22 · answer #2 · answered by taurasguy1970 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. I'd give it 7 out of 10.
2006-12-13 10:59:54 · answer #3 · answered by atikoete 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
hehe
10/10
2006-12-13 11:29:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh, and if anything makes me laugh this early in the morning...... You KNOW it's good!!!!! 12 out of 10!!!!!!!
2006-12-13 11:01:47 · answer #5 · answered by ariel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay, not the best joke. It's kind of obvious.
2006-12-13 11:00:37 · answer #6 · answered by inuyasha_sesshomaru_sasuke 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless at less the guy was honest
2006-12-13 10:59:40 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jakshemash...I like!
2006-12-13 11:54:03 · answer #8 · answered by bigbrother 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one...i'll be telling that one at the next party i go to...
2006-12-13 11:01:43 · answer #9 · answered by xiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-13 11:12:01 · answer #10 · answered by enGAGEd!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lost in translation
2006-12-13 11:00:55 · answer #11 · answered by blamellors 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋