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I am a unicornist and i completly believe that the unoicron are the god!!!!!!

2006-12-13 02:28:20 · 9 answers · asked by beileve in the unicorn!!!!! 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

HEY STUPID!!!!!! A MY LITTLE "PONY" IS A PONY NOT A UNICORN. IM NOT A PONIST!!!!!

2006-12-13 02:31:19 · update #1

I don't believe in the Bible, I believe in the Unicorn TAblets!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-13 02:35:55 · update #2

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yes, i beleive in unicornism, too. becaue i know for a fact that unicorns are real. you see, i fall into the religious category- unicornism, and so do you.
the main base for unicornism is unicorns; they ruled the earth back in the early days. they created the earth, and there is no heaven and hell. when you die, you simply turn into a unicorn, that is, if you beleive in unicornism. if you don't, then you turn into a ghost.
unicorns became extinct long ago but their spirits still remain on this planet.
no one can see them exept for me, and other people who beleive in unicornism. that would be you. i speak to the unicorns daily, so i know that this religion is to.
they even have their own special language. i have studied the langugage for a long time, so i learned how to speak it. it's a very complex language, but it has turned into an advantage for me because each day, the unicorns teach me more and more about their religion.
here is a verse from the unicorn tablets. The unicorn tablets are similar to the christian bible, exept they are all about the history of unicorns. so here's a verse from the tablets:

Yεrkin 16:12-
Ya ķin a liagqu∂ loo snεe ķor no vΐoλλoo ΐrΐlon nornΩking ŭni΅corn ŧrnigen ﯘsanir mik ling ﺉat rormﻲin ŝni a kin piΐrng ﱡnta q mork.

Translation of Yεrkin 16:120-
We, the unicorns created the earth. We created the humans, the plants and the trees. And we, the spirits, we love you.



are you new to this religion, or have you studied it for many years now? Do you speak the language?
yovΐoλλoon kerkΩin loo kin lau piΐrngck miik ling rink???

2006-12-13 02:32:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A unicornist? You worship the unicorn??

Sombody played too much My Little Pony as a child lol

2006-12-13 10:29:57 · answer #2 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 0 0

They did make My Little Ponies that were unicorns. I had some

2006-12-13 10:33:06 · answer #3 · answered by sugar 3 · 0 0

Unicorns RULE!

2006-12-13 10:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by leigh 2 · 0 0

Ha ha ha. You are funny.

Actually, I think that ancient Roman sightings of rhinoceri were the basis for the legends of the unicorn. It must really panic you that they are endangered!

2006-12-13 10:31:06 · answer #5 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0 0

These along with dragons are both in Bible, so maybe both forgot to get into Noah's boat, or the didn't book their reservations before hand.

2006-12-13 10:33:01 · answer #6 · answered by sirromo4u 4 · 0 0

Unicornism?? You have got to be kidding......

2006-12-13 10:39:25 · answer #7 · answered by tureeza 3 · 0 0

unicorns ?

2006-12-13 10:30:13 · answer #8 · answered by jsjmlj 5 · 0 0

NAOH.

2006-12-13 10:30:51 · answer #9 · answered by Eva 5 · 0 0

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