Only a Mexican wife...
The sick Mexican husband was laying on his death bed. He had only hours to live when suddenly he smelled tamales. He dearly loved tamales more than anything else in the world, especially his querida Chita's tamales.
With every last bit of the energy left in his mind and body, the terminally ill husband pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, down the hall, and into the kitchen. Here, his wife was removing the fresh batch of tamales from the stove top. As he reached for one of the freshly made tamales, his wife, Chita, smacked him in the back of the head with a wooden spoon: "Leave them alone, pendejo!" "...They're for the funeral!"
2006-12-13 02:04:26 · 19 answers · asked by La Chula 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO...you're crazy chula!!!
2006-12-13 02:20:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but with out using a race and it was a bout some cakes. sorry :( 2/10
2006-12-13 12:52:48 · answer #2 · answered by Adri 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! hahahhahahaahah lol, omg, she didnt care he was dieing,,, hahaha tamales hehehe
2006-12-13 10:26:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
and for nellnixien416 I'me mexican i was born in mexico and i find this joke haleries pendejo.
2006-12-14 23:12:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think I heard
George Lopez tell this joke
2006-12-14 20:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, I read one just like this, but with Italians a few days ago
2006-12-13 10:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by jaycee99999999 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats odd...
2006-12-13 10:25:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless
2006-12-13 10:10:07 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tamales are pretty good..
2006-12-13 10:12:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heck yeah sister!
2006-12-13 10:08:10 · answer #10 · answered by enGAGEd!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋