2006-12-13 01:46:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks for catching that Elliot!
2006-12-13 02:01:34 · update #1
What do Evilutionists had against GOD?
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2006-12-13 01:48:03 · answer #1 · answered by Kenneth G 6 · 2⤊ 5⤋
I am not a creationist, but I do believe in Biblical creation. I feel sorry for the poor monkeys. Why? Read on --->
Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree,
Discussing things as they're said to be.
Said one to the others, now listen you two,
There's a certain rumor that can't be true.
That man descended from our noble race,
The very idea!....It's such a disgrace.
No monkey ever deserted his wife,
Starved her baby and ruined her life.
And you've never known a Mother Monk,
to leave her babies with others to bunk.
Or pass them on from one to another,
Till they scarcely know who is their Mother.
And another thing! You'll never see,
a Monk build a fence around a coconut tree.
And let the coconuts go to waste,
Forbidding all other Monks a simple taste.
What, if I put a fence around this tree,
Starvation would force you to steal from me.
Here's another thing a Monk won't do,
Go out at night and get on a stew.
Or use a gun, club or knife,
to take some other Monkey's life.
To maim or kill by abortion her offspring,
We Monks call it a baby, not a thing.
Yes man descended the ornery cuss,
But brother, he didn't descend from us....
2006-12-13 10:19:00 · answer #2 · answered by Abdijah 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love monkeys, but if you believe in evolution then you should at least know there is a difference between a monkey and an ape. You are giving evolutionists a bad name. I am pointing this out to you as a Christian.
Merry Christmas.
2006-12-13 09:49:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Creationists love monkeys. Why else would they keep bringing them up when talking about a theory explaining humans' similarity to apes?
2006-12-13 09:59:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most creationists believe in "souls", which they believe set human beings apart from animals and in fact from the natural world.
Atheists value life, instead.
2006-12-13 09:57:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The monkeys won't put out for them, it makes them crazy because they long for monkey love!
2006-12-13 09:48:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. You have to have hair on your monkey and iron on your teeth to be with this creationist.
2006-12-13 09:50:44 · answer #7 · answered by Eva 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They want all the bananas for themselves. Penguins, on the other hand, love monkeys.
2006-12-13 09:50:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
good question, and amusing answers. I like it.
So an answer, Well, seriously, they are simply offended. And they don't understand the "education" they supposedly recieved in colllege, geesh, even in high school!
good times
2006-12-13 09:51:26 · answer #9 · answered by Scott and Friends 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is there anything about monkeys that isn't hilarious.
2006-12-13 09:51:15 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. It's those ape-people we have problems with.
2006-12-13 09:51:44 · answer #11 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋