The Onions & The Christmas Trees
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father,surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, " Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, It's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??"
"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
2006-12-13 01:41:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ivory cat, you are superb,,,,,,,,,,, I could not stop laughing even after completion of reading the joke......pretty funny and hilarious..lmao
2006-12-13 02:14:09 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good one, but I'll have to desagree on the male's fifty. Ask Hugh Hefner.
2006-12-13 01:46:26 · answer #2 · answered by guicho79 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
2006-12-13 01:43:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank you for making my day happy...that is one of the funniest jokes on this planet you have made me laugh till the tears started coming...did you know my friend laughing is a wonderful part of life...and kara THANKS YOU so very much for putting some laughter in her life..bless you my friend..luv kara
2006-12-13 01:49:51 · answer #4 · answered by COOKIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. Good one. Thats funny... =D Have a nice day
2006-12-13 02:21:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that is a crazy joke, i know one similar to it.....110/100 best joke...lmao
2006-12-13 01:49:01 · answer #6 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah... the joys of aging...unfortunately there is some truth to this story..but...lets not think about it till we get there ....
2006-12-13 01:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless love it I can't stop laughing
2006-12-13 02:08:30 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that is very funny and is most cases true
2006-12-13 02:07:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don´t know
2006-12-13 01:51:46 · answer #10 · answered by εïз Electra εïз 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋