2006-12-13 01:39:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lol. Pray Standing Up
2006-12-13 01:48:50 · answer #1 · answered by loewe 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank Your lucky stars! Praying isn't what kneelings for!
2006-12-13 01:45:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably because God loves fish more than penguins.
2006-12-13 01:42:30 · answer #3 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, he probably knew that penguins have too tiny a brain to pray anyways.
2006-12-13 01:42:34 · answer #4 · answered by The_answer_person 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because it is said that animals were give by god to humans to control. Animals don't need to pray, it is said they don't have souls. ( this is what the bible sais)
2006-12-13 01:43:57 · answer #5 · answered by skullmaniac16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they're already close to the ground. No kneeling required.
You're so lucky! :-)
2006-12-13 01:41:57 · answer #6 · answered by <><><> 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to kneel to pray, silly.
2006-12-13 01:41:54 · answer #7 · answered by Dave 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, I have to know what type and what God are you talking about. If the God is evil, maybe, if good maybe, but I need specifics man!
gluck
2006-12-13 01:44:09 · answer #8 · answered by Scott and Friends 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Penguins are a tool of the devil
2006-12-13 01:41:39 · answer #9 · answered by Sean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God wanted you upright so that you could hold a beggar's cup long enough to get a quarter and buy yourself a clue.
2006-12-13 01:45:10 · answer #10 · answered by Eva 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋