This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, he’s busy, is there anything I can help you with?"
She replies, "I don't know if you’re the man to talk to...its kind of personal..."
Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!"
She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?"
The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."
2006-12-13 00:43:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ow lovely chocolato finger licking good funny smell good one terry w 9/10
2006-12-13 00:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If You Should Go Skating On The Thin Ice Of Life, Don't Be Surprised When A Crack In The Ice Appears Under Your Feet. You Slip Out Of Your Depth And Out Of Your Mind With Your Life...
2006-12-13 08:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh She is a Nasty Girl !!!!
LOL Thats what he gets for butting into the Managers Business though !!
2006-12-13 08:46:59 · answer #3 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you missed the part where she comes out of the bathroom and walks up to him!!
2006-12-13 08:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really Funny..
2006-12-13 08:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must be 3 or 4 days since that was told correctly
2006-12-13 09:34:04 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey, i told that joke on here first, i'll let u off though it's still funny, u 4got the bit about the beard though.
2006-12-13 10:09:08 · answer #7 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, thats not quite as good as the others
2006-12-13 08:55:13 · answer #8 · answered by Dragon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh haven't heard that for at least 2 days
2006-12-13 09:14:25 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha cool terry
2006-12-13 08:54:24 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋