I have it on good authority that His Holiness the Dalai Lama is fed up with the divisions between religions and he wants to settle this once and for all.
He has challeged Jesus of Nazareth, Mohammad the Prophet and Buddha to an all out, no holes barred cage rage fight. This is going to be big.
Which martial arts will they each use and who will win.
Mother Teresa has agreed to referee.
2006-12-13 00:13:59 · 18 answers · asked by Knobby Knobville 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There is no profit for mohammed in holy war and he cant tell god from buddah. as for jesus of nazareth?......he just rode off on my white bicycle...........stop thief!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-13 00:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mm, tough one.
Don't know much about martial arts, but as all the competitors are peaceful people, I've a feeling they'll probably turn it into a debate or they'll just wander round trying to think each other out (think the Philosopher's Football sketch from Monty Python!).
As for the winner, I reckon either Jesus, as Mother Teresa was a Christian and may therefore be biased, or if the Dalai Lama is joining in the fight, then being a Buddha fan, he will team up with Buddha and they'll defeat the other two between them.
Interesting question!
2006-12-13 00:25:09 · answer #2 · answered by sarah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mohammed has a chance , buddha will try to solve the fight , And jesus will enjoy the pain for the rest of the dumb's. Mohammed will use his mecca experience.. Mother Teresa is good to put plaster after the war .like Cofeee Adnan.
2006-12-13 00:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by tell me about Darwin 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Buddha has a lot of weight so I expect he has some power behind his moves. Mohammed went to war but meek and mild Jesus will be the first thrown out of the ring. I reckon Buddha is gonna win hands down and pin Mohammed to take the title.
2006-12-13 00:15:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus would kick everyones @ss because he'd still have his tools from his carpenter days and he would kill Allah with one up cut to the head with his hammer, he would then take his saw and cut the dalai lamas balls of and stuff them in his mouth he would then call down a bolt of lightening onto budda and make him explode
2006-12-13 00:33:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If the Dalai Lama were to wage Holy War It should be against the Chinese, not those religions that Buddhist accepts and is friendly with.
2006-12-13 00:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by Yngona D 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
They would use a computer program (MArshall Arts V3:16) that is connected to a network and do all kinds of stuf! Suddenly the power goes out...and there is only one winner.........
Jesus ofcourse....because Jesus SAVES!!!!
2006-12-13 00:18:24 · answer #7 · answered by oli4p 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wasn't this an episode of South Park?
I will say Buddha would win ...he has a weight advantage.
2006-12-13 00:16:13 · answer #8 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OOhh i know His Devilishness Lucifer A.K.A Satan will have all the soul of people inthis world and burn them in the pits of hell.There we will endure Pain, Sufferings Anguish etc. as His Demons torture us slowly and painfully.And i'll bet you'll be His ***** and every 10mins a pineapple is soved up in your a**e.
How's that?
2006-12-13 00:19:15 · answer #9 · answered by Terry Yucky 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Buddha will win as he can meditate and elevate himself on to a higher plain. Thwe world will them be at peace
2006-12-13 00:46:12 · answer #10 · answered by feebee 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋