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God doubted his own exsistence and wanted to see himself, so he decided to create water to reflect his image. He created water and looked upon it, but he did not see anything. He said to water, ‘’Water, I’ve created you for the purpose of reflecting my image, don’t you know your purpose?’’ Water said it needs dust to reflect his image. Then he created dust and threw it into water. He looked at the water and did not see anything, so he said, ‘’Dust, I’ve created you for the purpose of combining with water and reflect my image, don’t you know your purpose? The dust said it’s not to be seen without light. So god created light and looked at the water, he still didn’t see anything, then he said, ‘’Light, I have created you for the purpose of shining upon water and dust to reflect my image

2006-12-12 23:31:36 · 9 answers · asked by Sarp U 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

don’t you know your purpose? The light said, it does not exist without darkness. God then created darkness in order to see himself. He looked at the water and saw the light seems more glorious and brighter. He got furious and punished the water, the dust, the light and darkness. He took light’s tongue, water’s taste, dust’s ears and darkness’s eyes. Then he abandoned them in eternity. That is how universe has created

2006-12-12 23:31:53 · update #1

9 answers

Dont forget the wiggling noodly appendages part, it is my favorite.

Ramen !

2006-12-12 23:37:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nah load of poppycock, no substance main character lacks credibility,boring boring boring,why would God have to see his image when deities are supernatural any way, and have no image??

Then again no-one was around to verify that miracles happened anyway, all could be folk tales passed down thru the ages ,with embellishments added from so called scholars of religion of what who knows,but with an agenda to scare n rule??

Hence religious wars ,still going today so who's right??
We are being manipulated by these types of myths to believe that God was a man ,why not a woman..go figure

Anyhow if God was a she then there would be less conflicts..♥

2006-12-14 01:28:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Response to "processdu" answer above:

...and my Pastor says that Descarte' opinion, along with every other belief ,except exactly what my Pastor believes in, is ABSOLUTELY WRONG.

only my congregation has the true word because we alone are made in
the image of him.

i asked my Pastor to look onto the water and he had to admit that he
saw nothing either.

explain i said. Have faith the Pastor responded. Even the lord can't
explain all of the strange & mysterious ways and don't forget the collection plate on your way out.

2006-12-13 07:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by dollparty.geo 2 · 0 0

Sounds like something Dan Brown would cook up just to sell another book.

2006-12-13 07:45:17 · answer #4 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0 0

Did you write this yourself? It seems a little pointless. Creation stories usually have a little more structure than this.

Back to the drawing board.

2006-12-13 07:50:06 · answer #5 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0 0

If God doubted his own existence, he was one step behind Descartes, who at least realized that's the one thing no one can doubt.

2006-12-13 07:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds beautiful and not how things happened.

Silly, the CIA invented crack... to keep the black man down.

2006-12-13 07:33:55 · answer #7 · answered by Atlas 6 · 0 1

Nope, doesnt do it for me!

2006-12-13 07:35:39 · answer #8 · answered by ccc4jesus 4 · 0 0

when did he create crack?

2006-12-13 07:33:25 · answer #9 · answered by b-overit 3 · 1 0

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