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One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
"Eighty pounds," the dentist says.
"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to £60."
Looking annoyed the man says, "That's still too expensive!"
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to £20."
"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."
"Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to £10."
"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife in for next Tuesday!"

2006-12-12 23:28:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

LOL LOL!!!
I didn't expect that 1, gd 1 ur've made my day thanks.
Have a gd 1.
He must want 2 hurt his wife or get her bk.

2006-12-13 00:01:09 · answer #1 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 1 0

I Guess We Should Be Grateful You Stopped Telling Irish Jokes At Least? Remember You Would Need To Ba Fast With Pass The Parcel Over Here... Have A Blast this Christmas Mate!

2006-12-13 00:01:55 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 1 0

As stated this is not bought as familiar scrap gold because it really is often compromised, yet some agencies do purchase it and pay for it. even though it gained't have a lot fee because it really is often so small and weighs so little or no. some circumstances with dental gold they prefer a minimum weight as well.

2016-10-18 05:34:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

another gd 1 lmao 10/10

2006-12-13 09:02:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ow the cruel bugger or is he like me a scots man 9/10

2006-12-13 00:53:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Brilliant! Lol!

2006-12-13 02:13:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

poor wife - but funny joke
lol

2006-12-12 23:46:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OMG.his wife will kill him if she survives.nice one 10/10

2006-12-12 23:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0 0

omg thats horrible but funny

2006-12-13 00:50:50 · answer #9 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0 0

hmm the road to divorce is a painfull one! lol

2006-12-13 00:20:59 · answer #10 · answered by Dragon 6 · 0 0

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