English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

A blind millionaire was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower. "Help! Help!" The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?"
The blind guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!"
The tower comes back and asked, "How do you know
you're upside down?"
"Because the sh*t is running down my back!"

2006-12-12 23:26:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

hahahahahhahahhaha
THAT was one of the funniest joke i ever heard!!lol
u r a funny guy.

2006-12-12 23:56:58 · answer #1 · answered by mark 4 · 1 0

that's because of the making of the airfoil the airplane.. old air crafts used to have their airfoils form of as we communicate which makes it harder to pass up and down.. those days with their airfoils bent downwards so as that the the version between the air going above the the wing and the below the wing make the substitute in heights.. so regularly while the airplane isn't banked and shifting as we communicate it may immediately pass upwards as a manner to make it pass as we communicate the pilot has to make the nostril somewhat heading down.. while the incorrect way up the alternative takes place and the pilot has to push the different area.. with protection stress planes , jet planes, have it truly difficulty-free on the grounds that they have a huge potential grant which could make it sense the comparable whether the airplane substitute into flipped the incorrect way up.. that's a advantageous sturdy question

2016-12-18 12:37:39 · answer #2 · answered by edelmann 4 · 0 0

LOL i didn't get it straight away bt i do now.
Thanks 4 the laugh

2006-12-12 23:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0 0

haha thats quite funny

2006-12-13 00:52:04 · answer #4 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0 0

lmao 10/10 very funny :P

2006-12-12 23:29:50 · answer #5 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0 0

LOL...funny

2006-12-12 23:28:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

thats another stinky joke good one all the same

2006-12-13 00:56:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What a lovely visual!!

2006-12-13 00:11:06 · answer #8 · answered by A Nonymiss 3 · 0 0

I am still laughing....2 funny...

2006-12-13 00:21:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not bad at all lol lol

2006-12-13 00:12:48 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1 0

fedest.com, questions and answers