What can I give him for his birthday that won't remind him of this tragedy?
2006-12-12 23:15:37 · 16 answers · asked by Goobersdadnotmom 1 in Sports ➔ Outdoor Recreation ➔ Hunting
I think it all depends on what his name is. what you are really looking for though, is something that gives him purpose. And afterall, what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that is being shot out of a cannon? SAM. So If his name was art, just put him in a storefront window. If his name is bob, throw him in a pool. If his name was skip, tie him behind a car. If his name was phil, throw him in a hole. If his name was matt, put him in front of the door. If his name was sandy, throw him on a beach. If his name was frank, get him a BBQ. If his name was Stu, put him in your hot tub. If his name is jack, stick him under your car. Of course there is just one more question. If his name really is Art, and I suspect that it probably is, before you put him in the storefront window, make sure that he didn't shoot off his tounge in a hunting accident as well, or else he would be tasteless art.
2006-12-13 06:50:42 · answer #1 · answered by jeff o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of his limbs eh.... is your uncle a tree? No worries... he will grow some more.
2006-12-13 08:20:38 · answer #2 · answered by tmarschall 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A soft blanket to lay on.
2006-12-13 11:25:16 · answer #3 · answered by budntequilla 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dynamite and a match
2006-12-13 18:47:00 · answer #4 · answered by wall_id_pike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get him a new nephew that isn't a complete tool.
2006-12-13 15:58:24 · answer #5 · answered by boker_magnum 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a foto taken in better days
2006-12-13 10:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a car and a swimming pool
2006-12-13 17:25:41 · answer #7 · answered by Brrdog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A book about gun safety.
2006-12-13 11:51:42 · answer #8 · answered by ___ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go play in traffic, okay
2006-12-13 11:25:18 · answer #9 · answered by pedohunter1488 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All of his limbs?......On accident? Definitely don't buy him a gun!
2006-12-13 07:41:54 · answer #10 · answered by ...mr2fister... 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋