Would you believe it?
2006-12-12 22:59:18 · 29 answers · asked by Jesus C 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
some of you are total downers man. i just want to party!
2006-12-12 23:04:39 · update #1
Hell, yes.
You're saying that today, so you must be crazy!
Call 911!
Escaped lunatic on the loose!
2006-12-12 23:01:39 · answer #1 · answered by Daimyo 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'd say that you are on some good stuff. You need to get some life insurance so your mother can give you a decent funeral, God, or his Son, doesn't take being ridiculed. Clean your room and get rid of the paraphenalia first so others won't have to do it when you are found lifeless.
2006-12-13 07:11:12 · answer #2 · answered by Bob N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Dude! What if I told YOU that I was really praying for you and that GOD in CHRIST JESUS could heal your craziness....He will spit on the ground, make a mixture of mud from HIS spit and the dirt, wipe it on your eyes, and POOOOF! you will see the truth, and stop PROMOTING NONSENSE!!!!!!
Can you believe it?
That is why I am praying for you, because you have no faith.
God will speak to you one day, and you will stand in shock and awe..............silly, little crazy guy! GoD BLESS! <><
2006-12-13 07:09:16 · answer #3 · answered by º§€V€Nº 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure! If that's what you want me to believe in... everybody is entitled to claim who ever you want to be unless you wont go to the court!
In fact by saying you are Jesus Christ is not only shows that you are just crazy but insane... (lols)
2006-12-13 07:08:00 · answer #4 · answered by Roszi Love 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would Say you are an ignorant fool and and are suffering from some real pain that some of us will never know O and I would feel sorrow. for you by the way I am not a dude and if you saw me even you would be able to tell that
2006-12-13 07:03:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would give u an early Christmas present 4 telling the truth......
& because ur so crazy the present might just ease ur pain....
Happy Holidays (If ur not yet in the mental hospital by then)
2006-12-13 07:26:53 · answer #6 · answered by YouCantHasPie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being the son of Mary and her lover Gabriel does not make you crazy in any way. So called illegitimate children are quite common. It's not necessarry to come up with a fancy tale like virgin birth and such to cover it up. Face the facts and enjoy life !
2006-12-13 07:03:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
J.C. is a kewl dude my bro, he always there for my back when I need him. All my other homies done run off but I always got the J.C. wid me.
When I die we gunna hang out at da Heavenly Hood. I luv da J.C. and his daddy got the sweetest pad! Man!
Have you seen J.C's Dad's pad? It's da Earth and it wuz made in 7 dayz!! Did yo daddy make a Earth in 7 dayz? NO!
So yeah, me n J.C. is tight,
2006-12-13 07:03:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh Jesus, you never cease to crack me up. (-: Would you give a personal recomendation for my Mr. Man Memorial Video Game Hockey Tournament? Leave a message in our guestbook, us mortals would get such a kick out of your presence. (-: www.eteamz.com/mrman .
2006-12-13 07:04:19 · answer #9 · answered by Mosh 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm glad your not a hard liner but the Christian bible is so full of contradictions that you have to believe in spite of it not because of it. Sorry no sale.
2006-12-13 07:08:28 · answer #10 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You crazy guy! There is no such thing as God. Where did you get the idea from???
2006-12-13 07:06:00 · answer #11 · answered by Huey L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋