HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION BULLETIN
MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET
“WOMAN” – A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
Element: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Discoverer: ADAM
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.5kg but known to vary from 40 to 200 kg
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all Urban Areas.
Physical Properties:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure if applied to correct points.
Chemical Properties:
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a vast range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased when saturated in alcohol.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
5. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no apparent reason.
Common Uses:
1.Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2.Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3.Very effective cleaning agent.
Tests:
1.Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2.Turns green when placed by a better specimen.
Potential Hazards:
1.Highly dangerous, except when in experienced hands.
2.Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
2006-12-12 22:32:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is by far the most truthful joke I have heard!! You nailed us, we do act like that...LOL...
2006-12-12 23:28:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-13 06:37:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
at 1st wen i started readin it
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but wen u read more its actually quite funny
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2006-12-13 06:38:06 · answer #3 · answered by cinders162002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all very serious and also very funny at the same time great 10/10
2006-12-13 06:53:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats horrible 2 us women lol
2006-12-13 08:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by Laura S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this before but it still makes me laugh!
2006-12-13 06:37:10 · answer #6 · answered by ehc11 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. nice one hahahahaha
2006-12-13 06:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by ibro999 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed this one.
2006-12-13 06:54:20 · answer #8 · answered by curious 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
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2006-12-13 07:36:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
bloody brilliant
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2006-12-13 10:11:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋