A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O?clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside...
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
- ?Sh.it!, that must be my husband!?
So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
- I?m your husband, you sl.ut!!!
So the woman answers:
- Oh, yeah?!! And why were you Fuking running?!! You son of a Bit.ch!
2006-12-12 22:28:01 · 21 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
absolutely brilliant, most hilarious, thank you most kindly for brightening up my day ive emailed it to loads of people. A+ go to the top of the class
2006-12-12 22:31:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
The Man
2006-12-13 06:38:52 · answer #2 · answered by John A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wife.
The husband had seen the other guy's car. So he smelt something was wrong. That is why the resounding noise from outside at 3am.
He saw the guy run away. That is why he knew that his wife was screwing with someone. And that is why he called her a sl.ut when he came in.
2006-12-13 07:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A businessman sent a fax to his wife:
"My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer provide. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
"My Dear Husband, I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael the son of our gardener, who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of arithmetic, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow."
2006-12-13 06:30:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Its a fairly old one, but as answered in one of my questions, the old ones are the best.
2006-12-13 06:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both of them, s*it i nearly fell off my chair ha ha 10/10
2006-12-15 14:58:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!
nice one........
they are both so slutty, they are made for each other for sleeping around and double cheating !
2006-12-13 06:33:31 · answer #7 · answered by GorGeous_Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rili nice,but i say the man. how cant u know ur own house?
2006-12-13 07:06:49 · answer #8 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
I get it and it's so true, why would they say those things if they were not unfaithful.
2006-12-13 07:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one LOL
2006-12-13 06:42:30 · answer #10 · answered by Big Ben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋