He laid her on the table,so white and clean and bare.His forehead wet with beads of sweat,he rubbed her here and there.He touched her neck and felt her breat,then drooling felt her thigh.The slit was wet & all was set,he gave a joyous cry.The hole was wide.......He looked inside,all was dark & murky.He rubbed his hands & stretched his arms....Then STUFFED the xmas TURKEY!..May I be the first to wish u & your dirty little mind a very MERRY XMAS!
2006-12-12 21:58:52 · 21 answers · asked by mofitz03 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
made me laugh one helluva lot!!
2006-12-12 22:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by KaTeY!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant...10/10
2006-12-13 02:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And a very merry xmas to you too, with a happy & prosperous new year.
2006-12-12 22:54:22 · answer #3 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuckyy!!! but funny aal d same...it was real rot until i read the last 2-3 lines....boooyy!! n did u say my mind was dirty?? nayyyyyy///
lol
thnks 4 d laugh n merry xmas in advance to the first person hu wished me tat!!
hahahaha....
2006-12-12 22:03:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it!
Merry Xmas!
2006-12-12 22:03:44 · answer #5 · answered by caroline17nov 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Merry Christmas to you honey.
2006-12-12 23:28:41 · answer #6 · answered by curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u 2 - have a very MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR - jus dont think of this joke when stuffin ur turkey though
lol
2006-12-12 23:53:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO...well done hunni and merry xmas to you
2006-12-12 22:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fine words , but too long
2016-05-23 17:22:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SAME 2 U SWT. HRT.... MERRY XMAS...
2006-12-13 01:09:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dirty girl
2006-12-13 01:17:40 · answer #11 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋