The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was getting into bed when his wife complained as usual,
"I have a headache"
"Perfect,"he said"I was just powdering my d*** with aspirin.You can take it orally or as a suppository,up to you!"
2006-12-12 21:25:43 · 18 answers · asked by mofitz03 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good
english french and spainish guys sat in in a bar talking
spainish guy says when i get home i make love to my wife and she rise's 2feet off the bed
french man says when i get home i make love to my wife and she rise's 3 feet of the bed
english man says i come home home from work have my tea sh*g our lass wipe my di*k on the curtains she hits the f**king roof
2006-12-12 21:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by neil h 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My two jokes are better.
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')
♫ I believe I can die, ♫
♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫
♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫
♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2006-12-16 14:40:29 · answer #2 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
either way would be enjoyable i think mofitz 03 as was the joke 9/10
2006-12-12 21:41:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U look very beautiful isn't it a funny joke
2006-12-12 21:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by Neethu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah funny.
2006-12-13 02:49:26 · answer #5 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sublime. It gave me a great laugh
for a few secs. I'm still smiling
2006-12-16 17:56:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-13 04:55:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good joke did you think of it if so your good at making them up well done! by the way merry xmas and new year!
2006-12-12 21:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by beci 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad not bad!!!!
always like the blokish humor in a joke.....
i think my house mates will like that one i'm taking it with me, thanx for that sweetie....
Ibanez xo
2006-12-12 21:44:42 · answer #9 · answered by ibanez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...funny
2006-12-12 21:27:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋