2006-12-12 20:59:16 · 13 answers · asked by Greyboy's Ghost 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Have a sense of humor people, funniest reply wins
2006-12-12 21:06:34 · update #1
Like Doris loves Christianity.
Like Ray Charles loves his piano.
Like yo mama loves biscuits.
Soooo much.
2006-12-13 18:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes I do, with all of my heart and soul because of the great sacrifice you made for me regardless of whether you were truely God or not. Since many witnessed your great sacrifice for me, I find it very easy to want to get to know you, and why you would do something so selfless and worthy for people you didn't know. I wish there was more information about you; what you were like as a teenager, what were your hobbies, when did you realize you were special, and why you were so forgiving even when people hated you so much. I wish we had someone like you today because there is such a need, and when you do return, I hope you are forgiving, because although we are all selfish and don't understand your influence, we are still of one God, and we deserve to live and learn with your continued guideance. I will always remember when you appeared to me and what you were doing, and the joy you expressed when I finally opened that door that seperated us. I know now that without that vision, I would have little purpose in life and through your symbolic life, I try to be a person who contributes to the common good. I thank you for your leadership and grace, and hope someday I finally get to meet you and really understand the person you truely are.
2006-12-13 05:14:25 · answer #2 · answered by smaatgg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you.
You can see Him wiggling His noodley appendages online.
Today I am sure that He will wiggle for you.
Enjoy !
Ramen !
2006-12-13 05:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were the real 'JC' the answer would have to be, "YES, as my Lord and Saviour!"
Since you aren't, the answer would have to be, "Yes, as my fellow human - the neighbour I am to love as myself!"
2006-12-13 05:06:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you realy Jesus Christ, I love and respect you as one of our holy prophet. the choosen one and the rescued one not the crucified one..
2006-12-13 05:08:36 · answer #5 · answered by agus s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure whether i can give you a right answer because I don't know you
2006-12-13 05:04:57 · answer #6 · answered by akband 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes of course.
What else did you expect???
That's obvious
2006-12-13 05:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I love you.
2006-12-13 05:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by Angelica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know you are not Jesus, but I still love you because he died for you.
2006-12-13 05:11:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't even know you
2006-12-13 05:07:36 · answer #10 · answered by Pico 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋