There were three ladies who wanted to become nuns. Before they could begin their studies the priest told them they had to go out & committ one last sin. So the women went out, committed their last sin and returned to the priest.
The 1st woman approached the priest and said "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
The priest asked, "What is your sin?"
She replied, "I committed adultery."
The priest said, "Your sins are forgiven; take a drink of the Holy Water, you may now begin your studies."
The 2nd woman approached the priest and said, "Forgive me father I have sinned?"
The priest asked, "What are your sins?"
She replied, "I took from the church's offering."
The priest said, "Your sins are forgiven; take a drink of the Holy Water, you may now being your studies."
The 3rd woman approached the priest and said, "Forgive me father for I have sinned?"
The priest asked, "What are your sins?
She said, "I pissed in the Holy Water."
2006-12-12 20:33:53 · 12 answers · asked by tamoi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my...she should drink all the water!
2006-12-12 20:43:28 · answer #1 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really not funny or clever.
That sounds like a synopsis of a David Spade movie.
2006-12-13 04:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like I would not want 'nun' to be forgiven.
2006-12-13 04:37:30 · answer #3 · answered by peanutbulls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh...I'm not sure what to think. Well, since you apologized ahead of time I guess you're forgiven.
2006-12-13 04:36:16 · answer #4 · answered by kayle_rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No need to apologize. It was a good laugh.
2006-12-13 09:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by Mhik_V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2006-12-13 04:36:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still funny lol
2006-12-13 04:46:29 · answer #7 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. I'll try to remember it and tell my pals!
2006-12-13 04:36:34 · answer #8 · answered by Teh halia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-13 05:25:36 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2006-12-13 04:52:42 · answer #10 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋