As a prerequisite, am I assumed to have bomb-making experience, or will I be trained in Pakistan?
I'm also wondering how best to begin opressing the wife and kids with my newfound beliefs, as obviously she will no longer be allowed to wear any of her current wardrobe, as her arms may show.
Oh, and I guess she will have to tear up her degree in business, as I remembered that women cannot be educated either.
Dam, with all that veil, I guess I have to cancel the holiday to Florida next summer, as we are not going to catch the sun in those clothes.
Can anyone point me to a good place to trade in the car for a decent camel too? One with two humps would be preferable.
Thanks in advance for all your answers.
And happy xmas, I mean, er, happy, holidays? No, hmm, happy new year? Aw, who cares, my life is over now.
Mc Hammeds, Billions and Billions Oppressed.....
2006-12-12 20:11:44 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No education for women?
Here, quote: In the city of Herat in western Afghanistan, the government of the warlord Ismail Khan recently applied new rules rolling back educational opportunities for women and girls. Men may no longer teach women or girls in private classes. Girls and boys are no longer allowed to be in school buildings at the same time. The effect of the ban will be to block many women and girls from attending private courses. There is a shortage of women teachers; almost all the teachers in private courses are men.
The new rules are especially cruel now. Many women and girls are studying hard to make up for the six years lost under the Taliban. They have been using private classes in English, computers and basic subjects to supplement formal schooling.
Fully storey: Human Rights Watch: http://hrw.org/english/docs/2003/01/21/afghan12922.htm
Have a nice Eid.
And full marks to all who recognised this as a joke.
Peace out....
2006-12-12 20:36:39 · update #1
LMAO!!
Doesn't that say it all?
You go, bro!!
Merry Christmas!!!
Maaan, I can't believe some dumb clucks didn't get it?!
God, you must be a Brit!
Being sarky comes naturally to you guys!
Pity most can't catch it, though!?
2006-12-12 20:15:37 · answer #1 · answered by Daimyo 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You can start by practicing your bending skills but make sure you don't do your back in. Make arrangements with your employer that 2 or 3 times a day during working hours you will have to disappear for 20 minutes each time to do your praying (don't worry that will not be docked from your wages as you are perfectly entitled to this sort of skiving). You can also save a lot of money by not having to spend a small percentage on shaving kits. Remember, the dole office is open Monday to Friday from 9 to 5! Good luck with your new chosen faith, now you can start converting others too.
2006-12-12 20:21:14 · answer #2 · answered by Luvfactory 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
1. You make the assumption that all muslims are terrorists, and that is simply ignorant.
2. I'm not sure where you heard muslim women cannot be educated as I know a few that attend college classes with me.
I find this kind of ignorance both sad and provocative. I'm not a Muslim, but I find the only people making comments like these truly have no idea what Muslims actually believe - and have only been told from someone else who knew even less.
We will only find peace in this world when we start respecting each other, with no exceptions. It seems that you are a Christian, and this question that you posed shows a very poor example of how a good Christian should act. Can you really see Jesus making such rude comments about anyone? I certainly cannot.
2006-12-12 20:19:41 · answer #3 · answered by shadowproof9 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
I can help you my brother!! First you need to submit to my will. By giving me your home and money, this will show you are worthy. Is your wife attractive? is she true in her heart? Have her scrubbed and delivered to me for personal spiritual penetrations. Your children will be well looked after to. We always have a place for young children to work hard and keep their minds free from Satan. You will get one camel per child. Blessings be upon you brother - but you must act quickly - certain things are getting very hard - so send your wife asap. Blessings!
2006-12-12 22:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by I'm Sparticus 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you'd get a two humped camel as they're more on the Mongolian end of the equation but it begs a question; Why two humps? You obviously have security issues or hump anxieties..Anway what religion was Genghis Khan??
2006-12-12 20:21:03 · answer #5 · answered by Pope Sixtus the Seventh 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
. I would also like to join you, but could you first come to my house and tell the wife. Regarding the clothing. When you arrive it will probably be the 4th change of clothes so for my sake would you please tell her, her BUM doe's not look big in whatever she is wearing.Thanks. Oh and she is a bit sensitive about her cross at the moment, so if you value your life,don't mention it.Thanks again. If you can pull that off. I'm with you.
2006-12-12 21:21:18 · answer #6 · answered by David 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Look on the bright side! When you become a muslim and take your compusory bomb training in Pakistan.......you will be able to increase your fly collection twentyfold!
2006-12-12 21:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Guess that nails been hit on the head then m8. And I see far too many people taking life too seriously still.
2006-12-12 20:14:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about you focus on your heart, knock down the walls of hardness that stop you experiencing your creator's love, and pray that you learn to love him in return.
The more love we send to SUN in the center of our own beings (often referred to as God), the more love we can receive in return, and joy will enter our lives regardless of outer situations.
All religions, rituals and practices in the end had the goal of leading us to that point, where we can discover the inner path and the joy of being One with our Father.
2006-12-12 20:30:32 · answer #9 · answered by IAMTHATIAM 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm muslim,
First you can convince ur wife that if she wears all these clothes that are revealing some parts of her body, other men might look at her (in a wrong way), and that u want her to be beautiful only infront of u, not other men.
second of all, women CAN certainly be educated, anyone who says differently is just wrong.
Third of all, i hope ur not joking about this..or making fun of the religion, because it's just plain stupid to think that u need to have a camel in order to be a muslim!!!!!
Oh ya, instead of christmas, u can say happy Eid..a muslim celebration.
2006-12-12 20:24:54 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥♥shico♥♥♥ 2 · 1⤊ 5⤋