My girlfriend and I both love the idea of sneaking off to the bathroom on a flight together, but we're both pretty scared to death of the consequences! I've been reading the techniques for hours and plan to grab a seat towards the back, wait until the in-flight movie starts, time and separate our entrances into the bathroom, make it fast, use the appropriate position(s), and don't make much or ANY noise. We're going to be on a four hour flight on the 29th of December. Will this be a good opportunity or will we be escorted to the authorities when the plane lands?
2006-12-12 20:04:20 · 11 answers · asked by Jonathan B 2 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Aircraft
The plan I have worked out is taking the sick route. This may be the only flight my girlfriend and I are going to be on a for a while and we want to make the best of it. We're expecting it to be a single bathroom plane, and she's going to head in like normal. I'll already be fully ready as soon as she gets up and she'll be wearing a skirt. Line formed or no, she's going to peek her head out, and sympathetically ask for me to come come inside. When I ask her if she's okay, she'll say no and ask me to bring her purse with me. We'll say some stock dialog about being sick, get on with it for no more than 3 minutes, and come out simultaneously with me holding her like she needs help back to her seat. For believability, I'll call a flight attendant over and ask for some medication of some kind, or even say that she's pregnant. Would this work?
2006-12-13 06:02:27 · update #1
yeah if the situation is right you should be able to do the deed , if it's not you'll find yourselves in the weeds
The basics:
Large aircraft- preferably a wide body
Long red- eye flight
Seats in rear of aircraft
Fully and properly aroused before heading aft
Clothing that is suitable for quickie sex:
skirts, dresses, absence of undergarments
have fun
2006-12-12 21:53:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The problem is peoples fascination with using the airplane toilet. I've watched this on every flight I have been on. There is a line from the minute it is allowed to get up to the second it's time to land. No way will you be able to get in there alone unless you get a redeye or empty flight. Not many of them on the 29th, good luck though.
2006-12-12 20:08:57 · answer #2 · answered by m-t-nest 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm a member of the club and travel often... I can tell you that the last couple years it has been IMPOSSIBLE to get any privacy on a flight. Especially one that will guaranteed to be oversold.
My advice to you is: Wait for a quiet travel time (not near a holiday or long weekend) and try to get on a red eye. Not many people like flights that late, most of the in cabin lights are off and most people are trying to sleep.
2006-12-12 20:07:28 · answer #3 · answered by aljo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My answer may be the more expensive route to go, but it has to be the most fun!
In Georgia, you can go to http://www.milehighatlanta.com/index.html
If you go to yahoo and search "Mile High Club" there are tons of small private operators like the one above that will take you up in an airplane that is fully loaded for the special occasion, and give you a bottle of champange. Some places let you keep the sheets for souveneers. GOOD LUCK!
2006-12-13 03:30:38 · answer #4 · answered by question_everything 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get on a redeye on a large flight with multiple bathrooms, 757 or larger, cabin lights will be low, go to a restroom near an empty part of the plane and enjoy!!
2006-12-12 20:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by armyryan77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
enormously severe even if it is your better 0.5 who catches you:) heavily till you're fortunate adequate to be on my own contained in the cabin of a private plane its no longer somewhat truly worth the risk. generic criteria of public decency stick with in flight as they do on the floor. As they ought to. also something those days that brings you to the un-favorable interest of your fellow passengers and or flight crew. maximum in all possibility ought to have the authorities waiting for you once you land.
2016-11-26 00:27:43 · answer #6 · answered by belous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Johnny! That's pretty ballsy! I like it! I say, no guts no glory! GO FOR IT! Just pay the fine, It'd be worth it. If the stewardess says anything, just look her straight in the eye and ask, "wanna be next?"
2006-12-13 09:04:18 · answer #7 · answered by vwj73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering the severity of airline security this days, I personally wouldn't risk it. I'm almost certain they would notify the authorities because it probably qualifies as "suspicious behavior".
2006-12-12 20:07:54 · answer #8 · answered by eireland 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if a flight attendant catches you it is hello trouble. if you think it is worth the risk go for
2006-12-12 20:10:38 · answer #9 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never had a problem. I highly recommend the handicapped washrooms. MUCH more room!
2006-12-12 20:09:31 · answer #10 · answered by Bostonian In MO 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋