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anything tat serves as a pic up line a guy can use

2006-12-12 19:37:36 · 18 answers · asked by rezor 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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just introduce yourself and say say that you just had to talk to her , you find her very attractive

2006-12-12 19:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

pickup lines don't work

If you'll say the following, you'll get negative responses from a woman like:

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.


Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.


Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.


Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.


Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?


Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?


Man: Shall we go see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

2006-12-12 19:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs Brandon 3 · 4 0

Believe it or not a guy I know walks through the mall and asks this question: Do you wanna fuc? It's worked 3 or 4 times for him. I don't know how many times he's been slapped so if you use it be ready to duck!!!

2006-12-12 19:42:56 · answer #3 · answered by bartman40467 4 · 0 0

Start with a "Hello" and then just be yourself. Pick-up lines are for uninteresting people who have nothing to offer but someone elses quick wit. Be who you are.

2006-12-12 19:41:28 · answer #4 · answered by marathonlife 2 · 0 0

Did you fall down from heaven? Because that'll explain what happened to you're face. Works like a charm ; )

2006-12-12 19:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by Melissa 4 · 0 0

"It must be jelly because jam don't shake like that!"

It will get you slapped from time to time but hell it's worth it...from time um, to time...I guess.

Man i'm joking here. I just had to put that in there. It sounded like a fun question.

2006-12-12 19:41:49 · answer #6 · answered by Belize69 2 · 0 0

This is what you say:



I have a nine inch toungue and can breath through my ears.


If anything, it will get a laugh.

2006-12-12 20:36:35 · answer #7 · answered by jay m 3 · 0 0

ur father must of been a chilli coz you as hot as hell. (got this from the radio station the other) lol

2006-12-12 23:23:00 · answer #8 · answered by hotty 2 · 0 0

"hi, how are you"

works everytime

on the off chance that she might not respond to you the you can point her out in public as unsociable

2006-12-12 19:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by zether 6 · 1 0

"how 'bout you and me go get a burger and hump" a negative response would envoke the phrase "vegitarian?"

2006-12-12 19:43:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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