Or a Helper-God? A Holy Assistant?
Yesterday the most frequently quoted God again failed to hear the prayers of around 40,000 kids that suffer from starvation, aids, etc, etc. A little Holy Helper might help, perhaps.
If we can invent one God, why not two? Or three?
2006-12-12 18:33:46 · 8 answers · asked by Thinx 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
wow! "reported!", you wrote a full sentence! :)
2006-12-12 18:40:05 · update #1
Silly marky!
Jesus IS Vice-God.
AND!!!
The Holy Spirit is the Secretary of Universe.
Now we just need a Speaker of the House....
Ah, yes, that would be Metatron - the "Voice of God" angel (OK, it's not in the Bible, but it is Jewish traditions and also in the movie Dogma, so it totally counts)...
Now for a Congress, and a Senate...
The rest of the angels!
Why don't they get things done? Well, we ARE talking about government, here ya know - what do you expect?
See? Why do you still fight it, Mark? Why oh why?
2006-12-13 19:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by Snark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like Mithras ... or Markyyy ... or gmonkai perhaps... lol
Cupid just seems to botch the job with his personal love routines... yawn...
2006-12-14 03:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by gmonkai 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Or, why don't we just recruit the gods and goddesses of Paganism to help out? They are there to help, too.
2006-12-13 02:36:13 · answer #3 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A vice-God might end up accidentially shooting people in unfortunate 'hunting accidents'.
2006-12-13 09:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by I have ideas... 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
god's assistant ???
oh no please!
remember what happened to the one he fired last time ?
yeah, what was his name ?
the one who rents a loft on hell street....
the red one.....
no, no , not santa....the other red one....the skinny one....
satan!
let's just all be pagan and have as many gods and goddesses as we wish !
.....i am not trying to convert anyone....i was just....giving an option =)
2006-12-13 03:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by peaceful light 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They did. They named him Jesus.
And yet they still have the same old problems.
2006-12-13 03:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by February Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds good to me, we could call him Bob the Bruiser
2006-12-13 02:38:05 · answer #7 · answered by Da Vinci Code Revolution 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you have a valid point.
2006-12-13 02:42:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋