why did the monkey cross the road? to git dat chiken an git his grub on! why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from that hungry monkey
2006-12-12 17:36:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i didnt really mean a monkey...cause my original word was 7 letters and begun with a n and ended with a r. some ppl call them coons, crooks, lazy, crack heads. yah know what i mean ;-)
2006-12-12 17:53:41 · update #1
Oh sorry.I missed the premise.You are trying to get AS MANY neg points as you can? Kudos.
2006-12-13 19:30:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you're a wierdo when your porch caves in and seven people crawl out from under it looking for the dead bodies.
2006-12-13 01:44:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well,never heard any thing like that before..
2006-12-13 01:40:44 · answer #3 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
goooooo MONKEY!
2006-12-13 01:38:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, not too funny, but ok.
2006-12-13 01:37:56 · answer #5 · answered by Timothy C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so is that a question or a statment??
2006-12-13 01:38:11 · answer #6 · answered by brianlr2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're momma
2006-12-13 02:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by I'm Bossy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it's funny.
2006-12-13 01:39:28 · answer #8 · answered by rashid j 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋