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A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a bl0w job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

2006-12-12 17:34:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

lmao. That is funny!

2006-12-12 17:58:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh dear i would also know how she survives on 800 a year
great joke 10/10

2006-12-13 02:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If the girl I am with doesnt like watching me masterbate,
she is ....
A/ A prude.
B/ Too stuck up and not worth it anyway.
C/ She should sit somewhere else on the bus.

2006-12-12 17:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by tillermantony 5 · 0 1

Yeah, that was hilarious, and I can relate. Of course, I have an excuse. My husband is rarely home, being stationed over seas. LOL Thanks for the laugh.

2006-12-12 17:37:36 · answer #4 · answered by LaceyPie 3 · 0 0

Haha!

2006-12-12 17:37:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

True to the truth but not real funny.

2006-12-12 21:11:32 · answer #6 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0 0

looks as if she is not the best at the job good one

2006-12-12 18:44:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL!!
Not bad mad me laugh,
Thanks 4 the joke.

2006-12-13 00:05:44 · answer #8 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0 0

haha! Funny! Very Funny!!!

2006-12-12 17:36:11 · answer #9 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0 0

sounds about right, wasn't your husband was it?

2006-12-12 17:36:13 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

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