I'm looking for a funny prayer I once read and can no longer remember...?

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I'm looking for a funny prayer I once read and can no longer remember...?

The last couple lines were something like,

Because, Dear Lord, if I pray for strength I will end up beating him to death...

(I know it sounds awful, but it is a really funny prayer, and when it's put all together it is so funny!)

Thanks!

2006-12-12 16:09:02 · 2 answers · asked by Breezy 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating

2 answers

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
to Love him,
to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I’ll beat him to death.
Amen

2006-12-12 16:11:34 · answer #1 · answered by Meli 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋

bad girl bad prayer my my my .........

2006-12-13 00:12:12 · answer #2 · answered by tacha_cb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋