Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name to Changi General Hospital (CGH)?
Because NCH stands for "Never Come Home".
That's why business was very bad before it changed its name.
Now CGH stands for "Can Go Home".
So business is picking up.
Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going strong because SGH stands for "Sure Go Home"!
Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering a name change.
It stands for "No Use Hospital"!
What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH)?
Not too good a name, no wonder so much problem.
It stands for "Tiam Tiam Si Hospital" and now "Tan Teo SARs Hospital".
So, be careful of choosing which hospital to go if anyone is unwell.
2006-12-12 15:58:37 · 5 answers · asked by Jadess 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tiam tiam si = silently die (hokkien)
tan teo sars = get sars (hokkien)
2006-12-12 15:59:51 · update #1
You've forgot the last which happens to be the most underused hospital. Y? Alexandra Hospital (Already Home)
2006-12-12 16:14:29 · answer #1 · answered by Dumbguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-12 16:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-30 08:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting facts. Just do me the favor of keeping me away from the last two, please.
2006-12-12 16:03:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-12 16:52:45 · answer #5 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋