Where are the dinosaurs in the bible?

Question

There is proof of Noah's ark and things like that (so I've heard) but where are dinosaurs since we clearly and irrefutably have proof of them too?

and why do people who only insult other people as a way to gain points bother answering? is a twisted sick pleasure gained from this?

thank you to those who actually take this question seriously- no matter how many times asked. i dont have a religion, ive never been exposed to the christian bible to a level that would warrant me being able to spew forth answers.

if you feel so seriously threatened by an honest question then do everyone a favor and dont even answer.

Answer 1

Job 40:15-24

Answer 2

They never existed. Appearently they are a figment of our imagination used by some to discredit Noah. Ask jerry Falwell, he will tell you. You can trust him as he was the only one to advise us that "Tinky Winkey' Was Gay. But then he is a bit of a dinosaur himself. The Noah's ark story is impossible without the dinosaurs. There was a devastating flood in the region at one point. And some disbeliever said, and I'm paraphrasing here,
" Yo man if there was a flood like that, how come we got all these animals? Explain that one dude!!!!!" And the reply went some thing like ," Moran, god had this weird guy Noah build this boat, and to take on 2 of every thing, and this boat had to be at least 3 football fields long, ( That's CFL not NFL ) See just how ridiculous the story is becoming? And, who let those da*n Tella Tubbies on anyway?
In truth, they could not have built a boat big enough, One of the worst "Fairy Tales" to be passed down as fact. You don't have to take my word for it, ask Charles Darwin.

Answer 3

I dont read much of the bible but I have asked this very question and I was told that the bible says something about the great beast that roamed the earth and also god has no sense of time so 1 day could be 12 centries

Answer 4

In Genesis 1. The waters brought forth the dinosaurs & birds also. Birds adapted to land.

In the book of Job is a Leviathon (fire breathing water dragon) and a Behemoth with a tail like a cedar that threatened to drink up the river Jordon.

Answer 5

How about Davy and Goliath? Goliath was sort of big and giantlike.

Actually, the Bible goes back only 5,000 years tops.

And of course we know are actual history goes back much further than that, thus making the bible a creation myth.

Nevertheless, still very important. And even more so when that is realized, but I cannot explain how right now.

Answer 6

Leviathan and Behemoth. They don't fit the description of any other creature.
I expect Noah was bright enough to take baby animals on the ark

Answer 7

Well they have evolved into repliles like lizards,crocodile, or even birds.....It seems that the ark was not big enough for the huge dinosaurs,so they became small like crocodiles and so on inorder to fit in lolz.Actually evolution is the key to find your answer....so search and you will find ^_^

Answer 8

They were in the part of the first earth,
then there was the second...from Adam to Noah
and now we are in the third earth (after the flood).

Answer 9

Look, the books were written before we found out about dinosaurs; so they can't be there. Pure and simple.

I mean, if you were to question the story of the flood, you should start by asking yourself where did all the water go, what did the carnivores eat there, and such.

Answer 10

There are no dinosaurs in the Bible. I wish it was required that all peoples of faith had to have a comprehensive study of their faith before witnessing. Enthusiasm is great, but knowledge coupled with enthusiasm is better.