The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second surgeon, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers, those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them all up when he observed, "You are all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine, and the head and the butt are interchangeable."
What do you think???
2006-12-12 14:58:58 · 7 answers · asked by Melissa 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL soooo funny!! I so agree!!!
2006-12-12 15:09:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
true and funny
2006-12-13 00:57:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was the bomb.
2006-12-12 23:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by gutterpup 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heard it
2006-12-12 23:52:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
how true
2006-12-12 23:02:00 · answer #5 · answered by slice22358 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.
2006-12-12 23:03:39 · answer #6 · answered by ruby 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol.lol.
2006-12-13 07:07:48 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋