*this is not mine*
a blonde went to her college final exam.
the test was mainly true and false questions.
she didnt know any answers so in desperation she pulled out a penny and did heads and tail! in 30 minutes she was done. but the rest of the class was still working furiously.
later the professor hears her cussing angrily and flipping a coin. he goes up to her and she says i finished my test im just checking the answers!
a blonde crashed with a truck.
the driver got mad and so told her to pull up in a parking lot.
he then got out and drew a circle with a piece of chalk. told her to stand in it and not leave.
he then slashed the tires. she started laughing!
furious he then smashed the window.
she started to laugh even harder.
furious with rage he then smashed all the windshields and locked her car.
she started to laugh like a maniac!
he goes "whats wrong with you!?"
she said "i stepped out of the circle three times when you werent looking!"
2006-12-12 14:55:32 · 16 answers · asked by randomdood 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do you drown a blonde?
2006-12-12 14:58:09 · answer #1 · answered by lizardmama 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Those aren't bad.
Here's one:
What's the similarity between a smart blonde and a flying panda?
They don't exist!!!!!
2006-12-12 23:01:47 · answer #2 · answered by jrodh8 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
They are bothe empty from the neck up.
2006-12-12 23:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by Heather B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha she was flipping a coin and checking her answers im gonna do that on my test
2006-12-12 23:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by american eagle 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the first 1 was funny! but I put that 2nd joke on here alreaddy!
2006-12-12 22:58:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
what do you get when you turn a blonde upside down?
a brunnette with bad breath.
2006-12-12 22:58:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL dude tht is soo funny!
2006-12-12 23:02:46 · answer #7 · answered by The "Dony" 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd one was funny
2006-12-12 22:59:23 · answer #8 · answered by xoxo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
#1: rotfl
#2: heard it before.....
2006-12-12 22:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by Lilly Evans 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love those LOLOLOL!
2006-12-12 23:12:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋