You're sitting at a bar, an explosively-dank hole in Funky Town USA.
You have an award that says, most likely to be the character in a riddle . . . looking around your attention finds a small chair with a mobile entity covering it with it's lesser half . . . It speaks, you hear "Glass of water please . . . " You see the bartender examine the seated man for a moment. He then reaches under the counter and pulls out a shotgun point-blank in the man's face. The seated man speaks again "Thank You" he says, and walks out of the bar . . . why did the man get what he needed?
2006-12-12 14:45:52 · 6 answers · asked by Heather B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he had the hiccups and needed something to make it go away and by scaring the man with the shot gun, the hiccups vanished
=)
2006-12-12 14:47:29 · answer #1 · answered by §èxÿtà mmý ® 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He needed to sober up. Why would you order water at a bar unless you needed to sober up? The shotgun is the quickest way to sober up out of the three options...coffee, water, or shotgun.
2006-12-12 22:54:17 · answer #2 · answered by special_kt9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He had the hiccups he got exactly what he needed to scare them out of him.
2006-12-12 22:48:00 · answer #3 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that man gets the glass of water
2006-12-12 22:57:23 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The gun scared his hiccups away.
2006-12-12 22:49:13 · answer #5 · answered by Cincyfan0591 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he peed his pants
2006-12-12 22:48:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋