*This joke is not mine*
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
2006-12-12 14:34:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this joke doesn't meant to insult ANY one, c'mon this is a joke.....
2006-12-12 14:39:28 · update #1
Blonde jokes are always good!
2006-12-12 14:37:16 · answer #1 · answered by chris_in_columbia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a definate truth in the idea that blondes are a bit short in the grey that matters under the skull cap LOL
2006-12-12 22:41:36 · answer #2 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, very old, I specifically remember a kid in 4th grade...what was his name?....Ted or Fred, or I don't know something, but i remember him telling me this joke and us both laughing very hard, and then I told everyone. Well, I'm in college now, so it's more than a few years old, but funny none the less.
2006-12-13 02:01:42 · answer #3 · answered by lilly g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha. Pretty good joke, but i think that's insulting blonde haired girls.
2006-12-12 22:37:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a Classic, a Goodie. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-12-13 07:30:31 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is one of my old jokes! i used to tell this one to everyone years ago! VERY OLD!
2006-12-13 01:27:06 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha I think that blonde is a sardar
2006-12-12 22:39:18 · answer #7 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you mean the clerk knows she is blond because she keeps asking the most dumest Q. That's..........................................................?funny?
2006-12-12 22:40:27 · answer #8 · answered by First L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one several times.
never gets old.
2006-12-12 22:38:39 · answer #9 · answered by invizygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol...
2006-12-12 22:42:55 · answer #10 · answered by UNKNOWN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋