Joke one.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
One muffin turns to the other and says, "Wow, it's hot in here!"
The second muffin screams "Ah! Talking muffin!"
Joke two.
A man was walking home one day, and came acrost a women crying, "Shulzt is dead, Shulzt is dead!" Not knowing what to do, he went on his way. He encountered more and more women crying, "Shulzt is dead, Shulzt is dead!"
Again, he kept on his way, until he saw what all the comotion was about.
A man had been run over by a trolly, and had been cut to peices, and in the middle of the tracks, lay a 16 inch dick. Needless to say, even more women were wailing "Shulzt is dead, Shulzt is dead!"
When the man got home he started telling her about what he saw. "Honey, I saw the danmdest thing, a man with a 16 inch dick had been run over with a trolly and cut to bits."
At this, the wife became hystaricall and cried, "Shulzt is dead, Shulzt is dead!"
2006-12-12 14:24:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
2006-12-12 14:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by *~!HoTpOcKeTs!~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get everything execpt for "Shulzt is dead" 1. who are you talking about (Dont just say "the man")2.why is muffin 2 scared about a talking muffin if he is also a talking muffin?
2006-12-12 14:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by First L 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i read the second joke out loud and i had my door open to my flat and three ladies started going crazzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyy oh no they yelled Shulzt is dead
2006-12-12 14:33:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard the first one, and it's funnier in person.
The second was funny though, but you see it coming...
2006-12-12 14:28:23 · answer #4 · answered by Cori 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were pretty cute, I might even tell them at the office
2006-12-12 14:30:20 · answer #5 · answered by AMBER_LYNN_13 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
Second one is better
2006-12-12 23:41:14 · answer #6 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, the second one is the good one the first not so good
2006-12-12 14:26:58 · answer #7 · answered by mastermind 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i didnt think the first one was too funny but i liked the second one =] haha
2006-12-12 14:27:30 · answer #8 · answered by Denise6433 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the second
2006-12-12 14:29:12 · answer #9 · answered by Honey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha what a joke!
2006-12-12 15:01:15 · answer #10 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋