A lawyer & a blonde woman happen to be sitting next to each other on a flight from LA to New York. The lawyer leans over to the blonde and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired & just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines & turns over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy & a lot of fun. He explains how the game works. "I ask you a question; &, if you don't know the answer, you pay me & vice-versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer. "Okay, how about this If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; but, if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.
2006-12-12 13:33:16 · 23 answers · asked by »SMiLEY« 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a 5-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs, and comes down with 4?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated he sends e-mails to all his coworkers and all of his
friends. All to no avail. After over an hour of searching for the answer he
finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to go back to sleep.
2006-12-12 13:36:53 · update #1
The lawyer, who cannot imagine what the answer is, is going nuts trying to figure it out. He is more than a little frustrated. He wakes the blonde and asks, "So? What does go up a hill with 3 legs and come down with 4?" The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
2006-12-12 13:39:22 · update #2
yes , i know the end,
Blonde : what is the thing with 6 legs and you can find on a mountain ?
Lawyer : pays her 500 $ and says he dont know
Blonde : tries to sleep
Lawyer: so what is the answer
Blonde : she gives him 5 $ and tell him she doesnt know either
2006-12-12 13:36:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
And everyone says blondes are dumb.Helloooooo......... I'm blonde and I get it. She fooled him by asking a question even she didn't know, but she didn't have to. So he had to pay her $500 and she only had to pay him $5!!!
2006-12-12 14:00:58 · answer #2 · answered by its me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny lol That was an easy way to score 500 so i think that was kinda smart and dumb at same time but mostly slick
2006-12-12 14:27:01 · answer #3 · answered by ludat8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
She asked him a question that even she didn't know the answer to!
I just told my husband, and he laughed really.
But i regret to tell you this but i need my $5 back.
and do you know the number to 911, because his nose is burning from the pop he was drinking!
Have fun!
2006-12-12 14:21:38 · answer #4 · answered by da realest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke...this blonde must have died her hair....she's smart....she only lost ten dollars and got 500...different story considering "blonde" jokes...but still funny joke (she asked him a question that she didnt even know the answer to)
2006-12-12 13:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by ^_^' 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute. For once the blonde won.
2006-12-12 13:45:44 · answer #6 · answered by doggybag300 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah Iheaard it before but it is still cute. I heard another variation of it where the ending goes like that but added on to it is: Then the police goes "Hmm.....must be potat-WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!?" lolz
2016-05-23 16:33:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. I can't believe how many people didn't get the joke.
2006-12-12 14:07:36 · answer #8 · answered by rock55 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awsome... Very funny
2006-12-12 13:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by Lilat180 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got it. A little long but funny.
2006-12-12 13:44:33 · answer #10 · answered by Chance20_m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋