thanks thanks and bye i is execute, In year our lord 1298525 stargate log, remember me, i is execute, GOODBYE
Rub a dub dub
Thirty men in a tub
San Francisco?
No, the rugby club.
How to Sex a Dinosaur
Tyrannosaurus rex
Has enormous pecs
Whereas Tyrannosaurus regina
Has an enormous ...tiara
Mary had a little lamb,
The news made every front page,
With pictures of her being taken to jail,
Cause you see, he was under age.
Mary had a little lamb,
The Midwife died of Shock !
There was an old woman who lived in shoe.
She had eleven children, but considered it too few.
What with child benefit, tax credits and the minimum income guarantee,
She decided to up the ante and adopt a further three.
If I were going to Timbuktu
I think that I would take just you
As Timbukone sounds much less fun
And Timbukthree most unwholesome
A Word to Husbands
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
parody of "Baa, B
2006-12-12 12:51:05 · 16 answers · asked by 99tzm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I tried to warn you... I was execute yesterday...
I will perhaps see you ...somewhere?
Mary had a little lamb, it made her sick as hell..
now Mary don't eat lamb..
What, you want this to rhyme, as well?
2006-12-12 13:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should take that and make a song. If you dont I sure as hell will.
I like the first one about San Franciso and the Rugby Club. I love it.
2006-12-12 12:54:33 · answer #2 · answered by ¡Free Love! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man! You are so bizarre, I gotta give you the thumbs up. It makes a change from the usual nonsense: this is high standard nonsense! Thanks for the laugh.
Good luck with your ''execute''... are you being ''execute'' in Kazakhstan or is Bush going to do it for free?
2006-12-12 13:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by Wildamberhoney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Commisar, Execute this man!
2006-12-12 12:58:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you didn't plegerise such awful poetry yahoo would not be executing you.
What time and date and location is it.
2006-12-12 12:56:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
He had a sooty foot
And into Mary's bread and jam
His sooty foot he put !!!
2006-12-12 12:56:29 · answer #6 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol what a way to end the night for me , entertaining and witty, your a poet and you didn't know it.
2006-12-12 13:11:26 · answer #7 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. LOL.
Thank you for all the laughter this morning!
2006-12-13 00:15:56 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-12 12:59:35 · answer #9 · answered by Sloe3D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaabooobooo to you too
2006-12-12 12:53:01 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋