A man and his wife enter a bar. They sit down at the bar and order a couple drinks. The wife notices another man staring at her. Her husband then stands up and excuses himself to the bathroom. The man who had been staring at the woman walks over and whispers in her ear.
"I want to lick your nipples, and then I want to squeeze your ***, and finally, I want to fill your pussy up with tequila and drink it out."
Amazed, the woman says nothing. The man walks away. The woman's husband comes back a minute or two later. The woman turns to her husband and says,
"That man over there said he wants to lick my nipples."
Pissed, the man stands up and says, "What else did he say?"
"He also said he wants to squeeze my ***."
"That's it, I'm kicking his ***."
"Wait, he also told me he wants to fill my pussy up with tequila, and drink it all out." After hearing this, the man abruptly sits down.
"What are you doing? Aren't you going to kick his ***?" The woman says to her husband.
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2006-12-12 12:34:48 · 9 answers · asked by Wendy R 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"What are you crazy?? I'm not fighting a man who can drink that much tequila."
2006-12-12 12:44:59 · update #1
no, you guys are missing the joke completly. the ***** isn't lemon, it's a certain word that would have been spelled out if it was lemon. and it's not a riddle, it's just a sexual joke, c'mon.
2006-12-12 12:54:15 · answer #1 · answered by B-Late 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's squeeze your lemon, and fill my martini up...
The man is a bartender who is staring at her because she's finished with her drink i guess...
2006-12-12 12:41:15 · answer #2 · answered by mini_roller 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wheres the rest =(
2006-12-12 12:38:52 · answer #3 · answered by ♥MoMo♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
arent all those different types of drinks???
2006-12-12 12:37:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Noooo....it didnt finish....
2006-12-12 12:37:01 · answer #5 · answered by marukus2k 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats bad!
2006-12-12 13:02:24 · answer #6 · answered by teetee12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one..
2006-12-13 00:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by babu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it ended................can ya fix that
2006-12-12 12:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by faitherzbaby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
please finish it !!!!
2006-12-12 12:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋