Please, you like, I does not want execute, thank kind, is un nice
to be execute
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little b*****d.
Hickory Dickory Dock,
Three mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And the other two escaped with minor injuries.
Twinkle twinkle northern lights
shimmer in the artic night
up above the clouds so high
green blue ribbons in the sky
twinkle twinkle northern lights
sparkle in your dreams tonight
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock
Mary had a little lamb,
It was kinda frisky.
It got foot and mouth disease,
so now it's black and crispy.
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
I had a little nut tree
Nothing did it grow
So I cut it up and burnt it.
2006-12-12 12:02:19 · 18 answers · asked by 99tzm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL. They are hilarious! I love them all. LOL.
Kudos to you.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great day!
2006-12-13 00:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand volts shot up its bum
And turned its wool to nylon
An oldie but goldie
Nice question, very refreshing
2006-12-12 20:30:29 · answer #2 · answered by pinkyandbunty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
Everytime the lamb got out
The bulldog tried to....put it back again!
2006-12-13 03:30:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The opening line for this one was so ridiculous I had to see more.
I was much relieved to see semi-cognitive silliness.
The first two are funny. The rest not so much.
lol
2006-12-12 20:12:33 · answer #4 · answered by octopussy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb,
It was always gruntin'
So she tied it to a five bar gate
and kicked its little c.../head in.
2006-12-12 20:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry. No one is going to execute you for telling silly versions of old nursery rhymes.
2006-12-12 20:06:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
is this some kind of half-@ssed social experiment? I hope you'll be good enough to publish the results, assuming you haven't been "execute" in the meantime.
2006-12-12 20:05:18 · answer #7 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nextttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!
2006-12-12 20:13:27 · answer #8 · answered by a m 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
bee u ti ful
2006-12-12 20:04:20 · answer #9 · answered by Turok 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(To his Commisars, and in his best Russian) Comrades, execute this man!
2006-12-12 20:05:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋