a man tells his wife, of 40 yrs, one day
" i have never made love to you"
the wife replies "of course you have, PLENTY"
the man replys " well, not with my ' self ' , i have always
used a DEVICE"
'WHAT!!!' SCREAMS the wife
you have been using 'something-EVERYtime?...
you had BETTER explain yourself!"
the husband looks at her and says " i'll explain THAT, right after YOU explain the CHILDREN!"
2006-12-12 11:53:53 · 17 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ooooooooooooppss i hear a divorce coming on. great joke hun most enjoyable, truely funny.
2006-12-12 11:59:31 · answer #1 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dave,is that you?? I told you I tried to be faithful but the rubber just did not have the same feeling. Sue and Tony say HI!
2006-12-12 12:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by ozzyvange 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats like a line from loaded weapon
ive been thinking i havent had sex for 2 years and i have a 6 month old girl
2006-12-12 11:57:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What exactly is this 'device' ? I sure could use one, my wife and girfriend are wearing me out, not to mention my secretary.
2006-12-12 13:00:35 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one, hilarious ha ha ha 10/10
2006-12-12 11:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe his device could make children.
2006-12-12 14:23:50 · answer #6 · answered by margo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does that mean that a rampant rabbit can father children ? haha
2006-12-12 15:56:20 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this joke before, only the DEVICE is a cucumber! lol
2006-12-12 12:34:41 · answer #8 · answered by santaz_lil_slacker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh, havent heard that for 2 days
2006-12-12 19:48:30 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-12-15 10:32:54 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋