What goes zub zub? A bee flying backwards. Whats green has eight legs and if it fell on you would kill you? A snooker table. What do you call an Irish Franenstien Monster? Bighorrah. What swims in the sea and sings Downtown? Petula Shark. What sits on the sea bed and shivers? A Nervous Wreck. Whats black and white and red all over? A newspaper. How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later.
2006-12-12 11:44:18 · 8 answers · asked by rhinoharris 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
keep up the good work
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2006-12-12 11:48:20 · answer #1 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps this is worse;- The landlord of a pub was doing the accounts when one of his youing barmaids burst in saying"There's a man outside with a bill" The landlord looked over her shoulder and said"don't be daft,thats a duck in a suit"
2006-12-13 10:10:44 · answer #2 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff... but, my blond friend keeps wanting me to ask you if you will tell her the answer to the last question, now.?
2006-12-12 13:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Thanks for the chuckles. Have a great evening!
2006-12-15 10:34:42 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oook those are bad exept for the first one and last one
2006-12-12 11:47:46 · answer #5 · answered by 1251 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please tell me now and put me out of suspense ! haha
2006-12-12 15:59:19 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do you tell these?
2006-12-12 19:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEY
2006-12-12 11:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by tanner s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋