With a sheep underneath his arm. He goes into his house and walks straight upstairs and into his bedroom. His wife, Lillian, a 18 stone redhead is there lying in bed.
'This' says Willie 'Is the pig I've been shagging whilst you've been away'
'Willie, that's not a pig, thats a sheep'
'Shut up woman, I wasn't talking to you!'
2006-12-12 11:32:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ugh..:(
2006-12-12 11:34:51 · answer #1 · answered by Concerned of legality 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very funny I laugh with a stomach pain
2006-12-12 20:37:39 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may as well be hung for a sheep as a ham ! haha
2006-12-12 16:02:29 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was good just told it to my other half and he said its rubbish i still think its good
2006-12-16 09:28:27 · answer #4 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol! That's a good one
2006-12-12 11:35:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eiuw!
2006-12-12 12:08:34 · answer #6 · answered by Skippy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not amusing
2006-12-12 11:35:42 · answer #7 · answered by gypsy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is TOOOOOOO funny.....!
2006-12-12 11:35:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
great joke thanks
2006-12-12 11:36:40 · answer #9 · answered by brit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋