A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.
2006-12-12 11:17:24 · 24 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...that was funny!
He the dad was not the dad, it was the mailman!
Thanks alot for the laugh!
~browneyes~
2006-12-12 11:20:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Painless-no. I remember it feeling like my insides have been being ripped out. I have been given an intrathecal (shot interior the back that facilitates you to nonetheless get up and circulate around), which took the soreness away till i replaced into waiting to push. Then, soreness on lower back. It could not hardly walk to come back into mattress for the pushing. It replaced into detrimental. i don't see the place people can say they ignore the soreness. Nope, not me. I additionally do not see how people could have painless births and orgasms. not me. My births have been additionally particularly rapid (6hrs lively with the 1st and 3 hrs with the 2nd), so i know that replaced right into a contributing ingredient.
2016-12-11 07:58:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-12 12:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by sexygal8321 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was an awesome joke, but i'm sure most girls in labor would HIGHLY favor getting kicked in the balls over having them be RIPPED open Indycolts!!!
2006-12-12 11:28:27 · answer #4 · answered by Brittany H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I get it! Yeah, it must of been quite a shock to the poor husband!
2006-12-12 11:26:55 · answer #5 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kay, that is funny.lol
I so understand, the mailman was the real father of the baby.
2006-12-12 11:21:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke but the joke of labor pain is not good
2006-12-12 20:32:52 · answer #7 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it POST natal shock syndrome? haha
2006-12-12 16:17:48 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. the mailman was the dad!
2006-12-12 11:19:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty mail man
2006-12-12 19:56:17 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋