i just want to hear some dirty jokes.. and just for having to open this i will tell you one or two..okay first one, why did raggidy ann get tossed out of the toy box? because they found her sitting on pinohcios's face saying lie to me, lie to me..you get it cause his nose grows?...sorry if u didn't! thanks for your time and joke if u leave one!
2006-12-12 11:02:50 · 8 answers · asked by ~broken~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This one isn't dirty, but it will do - The traveling incense salesman was walking along the dusty road out of New Delhi when he realized he needed a place to sleep. He saw the root gatherers hut in the distance and headed for it. He knocked at the enterance-way and the root gatherer came to thedoor and said "Yes". The incense salesman said, " I am a traveling incense salesman and I need a place to sleep for the night." The root gatherer said, " You are welcome to sleep here, but you will have to sleep up in the loft with my daughter." He answered "OK" and climbed the ladder to the loft. The next morning he came down and squatted down next to the root gatherer and accepted a cup of tea. The root gatherer asked, "Did you enjoy sleeping with my daughter?". The salesman said, "Yes I did very very much, but I have to ask, why was there rice in her mouth?". The root gatherer replied, "Oh, that is not rice, that is maggots, she has been dead for two years."
2006-12-12 13:32:50 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There was a Texan in a bar in Alaska and he said to the guys there "I'm tired of being from the 2nd largest state. What do I have to do to become an Alaskan?" Someone replied,"3 things.
Drink a quart of Alaskan whiskey.
Make love to the nastiest street walker in Nome.
Wrestle the great brown bear.
He said, "OK", drank the whiskey and staggered out the door.
2 hours later he came back all ripped up and bleeding and said " now where is this woman you want me to wrestle."
2006-12-12 11:23:17 · answer #2 · answered by gone 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A boy obtained three desires from a genie. When the genie requested for his first desire, the boy mentioned "i desire to have a bath with my mommy!" So the genie granted his first desire. In the bathe along with his mother, the little boy noticed anything and mentioned "Oh mommy seem at that bush down there!" After the bathe, the genie requested the boy for his second desire. The boy needed to have a bath along with his father now. During the bathe, the little boy as soon as once more noticed anything down there, but it surely was once one of a kind. Once once more the boy requested "Daddy, whats that fats snake doing down there?" Finally, for his third and last desire, the boy needed to have a bath with each his mom and his father. The little boy all of a sudden screamed out "Look mommy, daddy!!! The snake goes within the bush!!" Do you get it ;D Don't inquire from me why the boy requested to have a bath... its lovely bizarre to me too LOL
2016-09-03 12:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by yarrington 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Micheal Jackson was at the beach and a woman said,''hey get out of my son'' Then he went to Wall Mart because he heard that all the children's clothing was half off.
2006-12-12 12:31:32 · answer #4 · answered by Dhaircutta 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
two pigs fell in the mud---JK! a husband comes home to find his wife set to leave with her packed suitcases."where are you going?" he asks. "i'm moving to las vegas. I found out that I can get paid $500 there for what I do for you for free,"she answered.":well, hang on a minute" says the husband , "i'm going to go pack, I want to go with you." "why would you want to do that ?" asks the puzzled wife. "because" , says the husband , "I want to see how you live on a thousand dollars a year!!"
2006-12-12 11:27:38 · answer #5 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG! hihihihi!!!! Now that's a dirty joke...sorry don't know any!
2006-12-12 11:05:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahahahah that was so funny ahahahahhaahahahah
2006-12-12 11:07:56 · answer #7 · answered by LIZ 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
read on in this category... u will get plenty
2006-12-12 11:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋