We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say: "You're next, Babe."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
2006-12-12 10:22:03 · 12 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another 1
did the doctor give you your test results aks dave
yeah. looks like all those years of phone sex caught up with me said jeff
jeff says i have hearing AIDS
2006-12-12 10:28:44 · update #1
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-12 17:18:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-12-12 10:42:58 · answer #2 · answered by Honor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats good...
A word of advice... if you had a choice...
You better use "guts" when talking to your wife, because otherwise, you will lose your "balls".
2006-12-12 13:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have the guts to own up to something (eg telling your wife for a divorce)
you have the balls to do something (eg jump off cliff)
2006-12-12 10:26:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aman usually spills his guts and plays with his balls ! haha
2006-12-12 10:35:17 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
L.M.A.O!!!!! Well done I shall be printing this and showing everyone I know! Well done keep em coming, will look out for you again!
2006-12-12 21:48:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
guts balls and no brains
2006-12-12 10:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by jinx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-12 10:27:20 · answer #8 · answered by Redd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love it
2006-12-12 10:25:03 · answer #9 · answered by stinkypinky 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was great
2006-12-12 10:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by MedeivelReign 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋