A man walked up to a farm house and knocks on the door. When a woman opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, though, the man knocked, and asked the same question. Not amused, the woman screamed at him and told him to leave.
Later that evening, the woman told her husband of the incident. He said he'd stay home the following day just in case the man returned.
Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door. When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex, she replied, "Sure, I do! Why do you ask?"
"Good," said the man at the door, "give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!"
2006-12-12 10:13:37 · 41 answers · asked by jennusula 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA thats hella funny im gonna put that on mi Bebo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-12 10:15:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-12 10:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by snfcricket 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its funny. Not laugh-out-loud funny, thought. It's more amusing than funny. Kind of one of those things you'd chuckle about to yourself.
2006-12-12 10:16:20 · answer #3 · answered by Michael 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i think that was funny but also very meanful in a way because the wife found out that her huband was having a affair with his wife.
2006-12-12 10:17:34 · answer #4 · answered by labchild360 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats fairly funny!
2006-12-12 10:28:11 · answer #5 · answered by kelly g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL well thats pretty funny
nice twist at the end.
2006-12-12 10:16:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-12 17:17:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-12-12 10:16:10 · answer #8 · answered by Starla_C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes i must say that is quite amusing.
2006-12-12 10:15:40 · answer #9 · answered by Ashley 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you nicked ploppy pants' joke book?! It's a very good joke.
2006-12-12 10:18:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋