A man walks up to a woman in his office every day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to her manager. Without identifying the guy, she tells her boss what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him. The manager is puzzled by this approach, and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies, "It's Dave, the midget."
2006-12-12 09:52:43 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you will have your little joke,,, good one to finish on,,, lmao..of course...
2006-12-12 09:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! Good to see some new jokes floating around...
2006-12-12 18:08:42 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would love to hear that said in a scottish accent. i think it would sound the most funny in a scottish accent.
2006-12-12 19:10:01 · answer #3 · answered by Can I Be Your Pet? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good...
To bad it wasn't Pinochio, then she could lie to him and he wouldn't have to stand so close.
2006-12-12 17:57:41 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the Chinaman called Howhigh ?
Kneehigh was his brother ! haha
2006-12-12 18:39:51 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!!! that is FUNNNNNY!! i am sooo serious. im bout 2 send that joke 2 all mah friends!! OMG that waz so funny!!
2006-12-12 18:04:02 · answer #6 · answered by peachybabi101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o wow didnt expect that. haha very funny, top drawer!
2006-12-12 17:56:26 · answer #7 · answered by theburlaces 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes quite old but still very funny.
2006-12-12 18:03:05 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, thats funny, i suppose.
2006-12-12 18:11:25 · answer #9 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! That's really funny!
2006-12-12 17:58:15 · answer #10 · answered by good day 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWW! thats hilarious! lmfao!
2006-12-12 17:55:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋