i need good news, or a comment or sumthin man i am going nuts here!
2006-12-12 09:35:57 · 22 answers · asked by olzap 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me liberty, or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except Martinez, who had his hand up, "Patrick Henry 1775."
"Very Good"! Who said "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth? "
Again, no response except for Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." he said.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do".
She heard a loud whisper. "Screw the Mexicans" "Who said that?" she demanded.
Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie. 1836."
At that point, a student in the back said. "I'm gonna puke".
The teacher glares, and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Martinez says "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister. 1991"
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this! "
Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky. 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****. if you say anything I'll kill you."
Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
The teacher fainted. and as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're in Big trouble!"
Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein 2003"
maybe a joke will make you feel batter
2006-12-12 09:40:42 · answer #1 · answered by daisy r 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The good news is that if you smile at somebody today - the chances are HUGE that they will smile back at you. And if you do something nice for somebody today - the chances are HUGE that you will feel good in your heart. I'll bet you woke up in a bed in a heated house and put on clean clothes. Thats WAY MORE than lots of people on this earth can say. Start to count your blessings and you'll start to feel less "nuts"!
Namaste!!
2006-12-12 17:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by liddabet 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
2006-12-12 17:40:22 · answer #3 · answered by bobweb 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My sister is having a boy in March!
God is always watching over us!
Chocolate is the best treat ever invented!
Pizza is definately the best food ever created!
I'm hungry...
I can breath, hear, see, walk, talk, ride a bike, think, type on this computer, have lots of friends and fmily that love me, I can work, read, write, smile, cook, make homeade xmas cards and gifts, have all my bills paid except student ****n loan....
Dude what about you....????
somethings got to be good over there right?
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! (((((((((((YOU))))))))))))))
2006-12-12 17:42:36 · answer #4 · answered by Leash 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was going to tell you a good joke but nothing come to mind, hey xmas is around the corner and all the lights and decorations are up the air smells better and it looks like it will a great 2007 so cheer up life is good.
2006-12-12 17:40:11 · answer #5 · answered by lara 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Its Xmas time & btw a new year is coming..Wish U the best for 2007!
2006-12-12 17:40:05 · answer #6 · answered by Susan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Life is full of mysteries... Whatever is going on, it will be ok, I know it!
As for some good news, well its almost Christmas, be happy!
2006-12-12 17:47:05 · answer #7 · answered by kimison_au 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leonardo Da Vinci can write in one hand and draw in the other simultaneously! This is impossible for you, the people & me!!!
2006-12-12 17:40:14 · answer #8 · answered by Unique 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is some good news>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I got two points.
2006-12-12 17:43:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I watched the most incredible sunrise this morning. Took my breath away.
2006-12-12 17:38:14 · answer #10 · answered by Katie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋