A married couple are driving along the highway doing a steady fourty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks across at her, speaking in a clear voice, and says "Darling, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeping her eyes on the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45mph. The husband speaks again, saying this time: "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55mph. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he demands. Up to 60mph. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph! "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards, the boat, and our dog!"
The car slowly begins veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a little nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"
At last the wife replies, in a quiet and controlled voice:
"No, I've got everything I need." she says.
"Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what exactly have you got?
Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and says:
"The airbag."
2006-12-12 09:33:20 · 33 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nite nite funny man.....
2006-12-12 09:52:15 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2006-12-12 10:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it - 8/10
2006-12-12 09:35:57 · answer #3 · answered by magicalle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-12 09:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by Mannie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol 10/10x
2006-12-12 09:36:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does that make her a total bag ?
2006-12-12 10:42:10 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fu**in Brilliant I am LMAO right now.
2006-12-12 09:38:33 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats crazy...but kind of funny in a sick way
2006-12-12 09:36:14 · answer #8 · answered by Shifty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart woman! she cetainly knew what she was doing! now the lying cheat has nothing!!
2006-12-12 09:40:31 · answer #9 · answered by shortpeg2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that is a smart wife, lol i wonder who inherits the things now, lol (Hope its Me)
2006-12-12 09:52:33 · answer #10 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the wife is smart!! and good joke
2006-12-12 09:35:51 · answer #11 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋